Top 10 sins on facebook

TOP 10 SINS COMMITTED ON
FACEBOOK:
1. You buy some cheap underwear
$1 for 6 @
mpedzanhamo and on facebook
you write: “I love
Gucci
underwears” mxm!
*God is watching you*
2. You’re a married man with 2
kids & on facebook
you
always claim to be single
*God is watching you*
3. You’re 21 yrs old & you’re dating
a man of 54
yrs,
your updates say “can’t wait to see
my baby.” Is
that
your baby or your grandpa?
*God is watching you*
4. You’re are drinking ice water &
you update
“I’m drinking Ceres Juice on the
rocks”
*God is watching you*
5. You’re in the house watching
African movies on
Wiztech (Nollywood) but you
update “watching
Fast &
Furious 6 3D Movie at Joina City”
*God is watching you*
6. You sell retail biscuit, airtime n
chewing gums or
work in an Tuck SHOP or pamusika
& u update
“pheew,
had a long day in the office”
*God is watching you*
7. U r waiting for a Truck
Pamushika Shika yema5
rand
& u update “stuck in traffic thank
God for the air
conditioner in ma car”
*God is watching you*
8. U r using some fake nokia
(Nokla) phone and you
update ur status “My laptop is
slow”
*God is watching you*
9. You are somewhere in
Gumbonzvanda n u
update
your status “near New York”
*God is watching you*
10. Your real name is; Zacharia
Chamunorwa,
Muyendesi Gwatinyanya/ Phirimoni
Vhaidha
Keresenzia
or some funny names and on
facebook u call
yourself
‘Natasha Mcute, Pretty Jones, Cindy
Sexy’
11. @ lunch u bought, kaRevive & 3
buns n u
update ur
status “eish today Chicken Inn ddnt
cook well, wish
I
had bought Pizza Slice”
A Vert Big “MxM”, God Is Watching
U!!