Top 10 sins on facebook

TOP 10 SINS COMMITTED ON
FACEBOOK:
1. You buy some cheap underwear
$1 for 6 @
mpedzanhamo and on facebook
you write: “I love
Gucci
underwears” mxm!
*God is watching you*
2. You’re a married man with 2
kids & on facebook
you
always claim to be single
*God is watching you*
3. You’re 21 yrs old & you’re dating
a man of 54
yrs,
your updates say “can’t wait to see
my baby.” Is
that
your baby or your grandpa?
*God is watching you*
4. You’re are drinking ice water &
you update
“I’m drinking Ceres Juice on the
rocks”
*God is watching you*
5. You’re in the house watching
African movies on
Wiztech (Nollywood) but you
update “watching
Fast &
Furious 6 3D Movie at Joina City”
*God is watching you*
6. You sell retail biscuit, airtime n
chewing gums or
work in an Tuck SHOP or pamusika
& u update
“pheew,
had a long day in the office”
*God is watching you*
7. U r waiting for a Truck
Pamushika Shika yema5
rand
& u update “stuck in traffic thank
God for the air
conditioner in ma car”
*God is watching you*
8. U r using some fake nokia
(Nokla) phone and you
update ur status “My laptop is
slow”
*God is watching you*
9. You are somewhere in
Gumbonzvanda n u
update
your status “near New York”
*God is watching you*
10. Your real name is; Zacharia
Chamunorwa,
Muyendesi Gwatinyanya/ Phirimoni
Vhaidha
Keresenzia
or some funny names and on
facebook u call
yourself
‘Natasha Mcute, Pretty Jones, Cindy
Sexy’
11. @ lunch u bought, kaRevive & 3
buns n u
update ur
status “eish today Chicken Inn ddnt
cook well, wish
I
had bought Pizza Slice”
A Vert Big “MxM”, God Is Watching
U!!

Top 10 Sins Committed on Facebook

TOP 10 SINS COMMITTED ON
FACEBOOK:
1. You buy some cheap underwear
$1 for 6 @
mpedzanhamo and on facebook
you write: “I love
Gucci
underwears” mxm!
*God is watching you*
2. You’re a married man with 2
kids & on facebook
you
always claim to be single
*God is watching you*
3. You’re 21 yrs old & you’re dating
a man of 54
yrs,
your updates say “can’t wait to see
my baby.” Is
that
your baby or your grandpa?
*God is watching you*
4. You’re are drinking ice water &
you update
“I’m drinking Ceres Juice on the
rocks”
*God is watching you*
5. You’re in the house watching
African movies on
Wiztech (Nollywood) but you
update “watching
Fast &
Furious 6 3D Movie at Joina City”
*God is watching you*
6. You sell retail biscuit, airtime n
chewing gums or
work in an Tuck SHOP or pamusika
& u update
“pheew,
had a long day in the office”
*God is watching you*
7. U r waiting for a Truck
Pamushika Shika yema5
rand
& u update “stuck in traffic thank
God for the air
conditioner in ma car”
*God is watching you*
8. U r using some fake nokia
(Nokla) phone and you
update ur status “My laptop is
slow”
*God is watching you*
9. You are somewhere in
Gumbonzvanda n u
update
your status “near New York”
*God is watching you*
10. Your real name is; Zacharia
Chamunorwa,
Muyendesi Gwatinyanya/ Phirimoni
Vhaidha
Keresenzia
or some funny names and on
facebook u call
yourself
‘Natasha Mcute, Pretty Jones, Cindy
Sexy’
11. @ lunch u bought, kaRevive & 3
buns n u
update ur
status “eish today Chicken Inn ddnt
cook well, wish
I
had bought Pizza Slice”
A Vert Big “MxM”, God Is Watching
U!!

husband’s horse

The husband is watching TV
suddenly his wife comes up
behind
him and Smacks him on the head
with a frying pan.
Startled he asks; “What was that
for”.
She replies: I found this piece of
paper in your shirt pocket with
this
Judy name on it.
The husband explains he went to
the racetrack and the favorite
horse was “Judy” so he wrote it
down.
The wife apologizes.
A couple of days later the wife
comes behind her husband and
hits
him with a shovel!, again he asks:
“What was that for?”
The wife replies: “Your horse just
called and asked for you.”